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Welcome to a filthy dirty Christmas! Forget sugar and spice and everything nice … this year we want to show off our naughty side. Taboo, dangerous, and over-the-top, we’re bringing you everything you were too scared to ask Santa for.

**Don’t worry, love, these are still packed with the heroes you crave and the HEA’s you deserve!

A Filthy Dirty Christmas Series In Order

VCard for Christmas: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 1 by Hope Ford

He asked me to be his fake wife… I gave him my v card.

Yea, it probably wasn’t the smartest move.
He’s my hot, older next-door neighbor and he looks like he would be trouble.
But after one taste of my cupcake, he’s on a mission.
He watches me like an obsessed voyeur, and I probably should tell him no, but when he gets in a bind, I agree to be his fake wife.

It was supposed to be a fun Christmas Eve celebration.
I wasn’t supposed to fall for him.
And I definitely wasn’t supposed to end up in his bed after one date.
Lincoln is smart, handsome, protective and exactly what I wanted… but I wasn’t ready for the next morning when I hear another woman on the phone claiming to be his wife.

Was this all a game?
If so, it’s one I really didn’t want to lose.

Alex: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 1.5

A short follow-up story to the VCard for Christmas featuring Patty’s brother Alex.

Totally Booked UK Review: Six months ago Alex held interviews for a new assistant and whilst Amy didn’t have the experience she was more than qualified for the position. Hiring her, she has proved her worth every day whilst also slowly torturing Alex as he can’t keep his eyes off her curves and beauty. Sensing that she is upset on Valentine’s Day he thinks that someone has said something to her in the office. However, when he learns that she has been let down by a friend who was going to pose as her date for her sister’s wedding that evening – Alex steps in.

Needing a date for her foster sister’s wedding so that she can highlight to her ex that they will not be getting back together – Amy is surprised when Alex offers to come with her. Although now that he is a fixer it shouldn’t come as such a surprise but she is loving him all dressed up for the wedding. They have a fun time but Amy knows that this is all for show and just one night so can’t get out of the car fast enough as he takes her home.

Alex is surprised by Amy’s departure and spends a restless night at home pondering how he can make her realise his true feelings. Deciding to head over first thing to put it all on the line – is she ready to accept his true feelings?

XL Candy Cane: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 2 by Frankie Love

Some desires are too forbidden to consider.
Lucia St. Michaels is just that.
She is my daughter’s best-friend, her father is my colleague, and she is way too young for me.
When she shows up at my Christmas party wearing a barely-there dress, sucking on a sugary-sweet candy cane, asking me to unwrap the present she has for me, I assume it’s a store-bought gift.

Once we’re alone, she’s ready to reveal the truth: her gift is her virginity.
The party is going on downstairs.
My daughter will kill me.
Her father will destroy me.

But Lucia is on her knees, begging me to fulfill her filthy-dirty Christmas wish with my XL Candy Cane.

Knotty or Nice: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 3 by Ines Johnson

Did you make his list?

Nick Kringle is one of the most inventive designers of adult toys. He’s also a demanding taskmaster and wants to work through the holidays to have his newest creation ready to hit the store shelves. It’s just his luck when he finds one lone toy reviewer left lingering in the break room before the Christmas Eve holiday party. If this hot little bombshell gives his new toy a glowing review, he knows it’s ready to go into production.

Most people might think working as an adult toy reviewer is a dream job. But Muriel Geist is just faking her way through it. Still, she’s shocked when she’s denied the holiday bonus due to a poor performance review from her supervisor at Kringle Knotty or Nice Intimates. She can’t go home to her younger siblings, empty-handed for another Christmas. Luckily, when she turns to head out the door, she finds she’s standing face to face with tall, dark, and hot Mr. Saint Nick, himself.

Nick offers Muri triple the Christmas bonus to do a little overtime with his newest creation. For that amount of money, Muri’s prepared to write him a glowing review, take the money and run to the department store before it closes. Yet to her horror, her hot boss enters the review lab with her, insisting on instant feedback. It doesn’t take Nick Kringle long to figure out Muri’s deception. But the fact that she fakes her… reviews… intrigues him and makes him want to show her that not only can his toys give her pleasure, but he can as well.

Stalk and Stuff Her: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 4 by Jenna Rose

I remember the first time I saw her – shining like an angel, miracle in the darkness of my life.

I watched her from the shadows, protecting her, but as a crime boss, I knew I couldn’t make an innocent like her mine. At least not until I went legit and left that that all behind me.

But now Callie is in danger and I’ve been forced to come out of the darkness to protect her. I’d hoped to keep her from that part of me, but now with the cops chasing me, all I can do is pray for a Christmas miracle to keep the sins from my past from destroying the future I desperately want with the woman of my dreams…

Unwrapping His Package: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 5 by Fiona Davenport

When Danny Holland spotted Delia Parker on campus, he became obsessed. For two years, he warned all other guys away from the beautiful student while he focused on getting into his dream law school.

The time has finally come for Danny to claim his woman after holiday break. But he tossed his plan out the window when he learned that her sorority sisters ordered a sexy Santa stripper for Delia. The only package she was going to unwrap was his.

Santa’s Dirty Secret: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 6 by Lana Dash

Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell?

The holidays are meant for spending time with your family. But instead of spending time with me, my father has decided to take his latest young girlfriend on a trip in the days leading up to December 25th.

So here I am, forced to spend the holidays on my own in this big old house. At least I think I’m by myself until my father’s best friend, Nick, shows up to check on me.

It’s been years since we’ve laid eyes on one another, but now I’m all grown up, and time has been good to him.

We decide to make a pact to keep each other company over the holidays, but as our Christmas friendship grows, so do the other feelings we share. Can the connection we have grow into something more, or will it end up being just our own dirty little secret?

We Three Kings: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 7 by Alice May Ball

WHO SAYS SANTA ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR?

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN!
IN THE SHAPE OF THREE MAFIA KINGS.
BIG, ROUGH, OLDER MEN, COMING WITH THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS!

When Three HOT and HARD Mafia Kings play Santa for a local charity party, it’s the kings who all get a big surprise.
The present they ALL want to unwrap is PLUMP and CURVY organizer, Tinka Belle.
The three kings are pumped up and ready to get on with a long hard Christmas night’s STUFFING, and they all want stockings with the same CHRISTMAS GIFT inside them. But they’re all surprised when Tinka turns the tables.

Bouncy Tinka Belle is rushed off her feet preparing the big party for all the needy little ones, but it’s so worth it to see the joy light up their faces.
Little does curvy Tinka know, this year, this very special Christmas, she will be getting BIG bursts of joy, all for herself, from three HUGE packages.

Santa Claus is Coming: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 8 by Jane Fox

I hate Christmas.
There. I said it.

But, this year, I’m determined to at least pretend to get into the holiday spirit.

It’s a lot easier when a certain silver fox of a man keeps showing up at just the right time.

Can he teach me the joys—and maybe even the pleasures—of the Christmas season?

I’m more than ready to let him try.

Secret Santa: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 9 by Mayra Statham

North ‘Nori’ Vega is too young and too sweet to get stuck with a rough and tumble guy like me. I’ve been around the block and then some. Not only is she too good for me, my best friend, her brother, would kill me if I touched her.

But one innocent kiss under the mistletoe has me breaking all my rules. I’m her secret Santa this year and I am going to make sure her stocking is stuffed!

Nori’s name is about to be Christmas because I wanna marry her!

S.I.L.F. Santa I’d Like to F*: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 10 by Lana Love

One billionaire boss + One curvy employee named Christmas + A Fairy Tale Christmas party = Christmas is coming more than once!

I can no longer ignore the curvy babe in my office. When the opportunity to join her to select a signature drink for the annual Christmas party appears, I’m all over it like tinsel on a Christmas tree. Chrissy is just as tasty as the cocktail we choose.

Chrissy shows up to the party in a dress that makes her look like a princess, and I know that she’ll be mine. But when she disappears, leaving only a pair of broken heels, she’s going to get a gift from a Secret Santa she didn’t realize she had. When she drops a bombshell on me a few days later, I’ll stop at nothing to win her over and give her everything she wants.

Chrissy is all I want for Christmas and forever, and I won’t stop until she’s mine.

Kiss My Tinsel: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 11 by Melissa Schroeder

I have a confession to make: I have hated all things tinsel-related for years.

Yeah, I know, most people have a right to hate things, but I don’t. I’m Nick Kristoff, CEO of the biggest department store chain that specializes in the holidays. Hating a holiday I plan to promote all year long is kind of like living in hell.

But that all changed the moment a bundle of sparkly energy hits me. And by hits me, I mean she rams into me, knocks me over, then lands on top of me. In that one moment, my life changed.

The second I look into her hazel eyes, I know she’s the woman for me.
But first, I have to convince the Christmas-loving woman to give me a chance, even if that means letting my hang-ups about the holiday go. I am up for that challenge.

Because this Christmas, the only thing I’m asking Santa for is the sweet sugarplum who knocked me off my feet.

Decking Her Halls: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 12 by Elisa Leigh

Emersyn Daws is driving me crazy, has been for months. As soon as we met I knew I needed her by my side, soothing my ragged edges with her thick curves and sweet smile. Every time she walks past me, especially in one of her tight pencil skirts, I’m like a dog chasing after a bone.

She was into me too, at first, then something changed and now she wants nothing to do with me. Every once in a while I catch her staring and right before she turns away our eyes connect and I feel the connection I felt the first moment I saw her. She’s going to be mine, no matter what.

This Christmas we’re going to figure out what went wrong then I’ll spend the rest of the night Decking Her Halls.

Wanna Scrooge?: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 13 by L. Nicole

Holly is the first woman ever to be appointed sheriff in North Star, Montana. It might be a small town—population nine hundred—but being given this position isn’t something she takes lightly either.
She’s all business and the best damn sheriff this town has ever seen. She doesn’t have time for distraction and that’s exactly what Drew Watson is—distraction with a capital D.

He doesn’t even have a full-time job. He travels from town to town, finding ranches to work on. He has no long-term goals and definitely no career goals.
He just lives for the day.

When Holly tells Drew he needs to have plans and a purpose, he’s serious when he tells her, it will be her.
He’s sure he’s the one meant to show Holly how to relax and have fun.
And he has just the tool to make sure she has a very merry Christmas.

The Christmas Virgin: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 14 by Tory Baker

The sweet little morsel that was talking to herself captured my attention, she also fell in my arms, not just figuratively but literally. Her lush curves, sweet smile, and an angelic face had me thinking of all the naughty things I’d like to do to Halo.

If she’s my reward for coming to the annual Christmas party, then I’d say I’m on Santa’s nice list this year.

One moan, that was all it took, my name leaving her lips and I knew being a gentlemen was flying out the window. It didn’t matter what the circumstances were, she’d be mine for Christmas.

Capturing Christmas: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 15 by Jagger Cole

I never thought I’d see him again.
Until he kidnapped me.

Russell James was always untouchable.
Too dangerously beautiful. Too old for me. Too much my brother’s best friend.
But he was mine once—just for one night.
Then, he was gone.

Now, four years later, he’s kidnapping me off the street in a case of mistaken identity.
My cousin is married to the most notorious Bratva kingpin in Chicago.
Russell thinks I’m her.

Now, we’re on the run—from the Bratva, from the law, and from whoever wants my cousin—the real Mrs. Komarov—dead.
But Russell doesn’t just want to save me.
He wants to consume me.
He wants to finish what we started four years ago.

And God help me, I might just let him…

Oooo Holy Night: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 16 by Dani Wyatt

I shouldn’t want her.

She’s the little sister of a high-school classmate. Not one I would call a friend. Combine that with the decades long feud between our families and there’s no way my Christmas wish is going to come true. I’ve got twenty years and two hundred pounds on her as well. There’s no way such a sugar plum would look twice at an ogre like me.

Until, I take her hand. I get her flavor on my tongue and there’s no turning back. My restraint is fraying. I’m going to have her in my bed and in my life no matter the obstacles in our path.

My little snow angel is going to be the only Christmas delivery I need. I just hope she’s ready to be unwrapped. I’ll have her screaming Oooo Holy Night all the way into the new year.

Sleigh My Name: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 17 by Tarin Lex

All I want for Christmas is Ari King.
But we’ve been best friends ever since we were little kids and her family took pity on me.
Everything I have now, I have them to thank.
And I have them to thank for the one thing I can’t have—her.

Now we’re all grown up and I’m tired of watching Ari date other guys.
I’m tired of watching her heart get pulled from her chest and squeezed dry.
Until one night my impulses—or are those instincts?—take over.
I possess her. It should scare her.

I’m about to lose everything and it starts with losing my mind over her.

Elf-napped: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 18 by Abby Knox

Eldrin
The elves exiled me for my obsession with the human. And now that I have my pet, I’m never letting her go.

My assignment is to protect these woods from human interference. It’s a nice way of saying, Santa Claus has no use for you on his team anymore. That’s fine with me. Making toys all year long for the big boss is infinitely boring. If I can’t have Clara, I’m content to be alone, existing on the fringes between my magical world and her earthly one. But what’s this?

Destiny has given me an unexpected gift, in the prettiest package of all. Clara is here, in the flesh, trespassing in my woods. I’ve got my own naughty list and there’s just one name on it. Let’s see if the human can earn her spot on the nice list.

Clara
One more online date, and then I’m done with men for good.

I thought a friendly first date at the Christmas tree farm would be fun. Trees, snow, hot cocoa…what could go wrong? But tromping into the off-limits, pristine woods with an ax is NOT part of the plan. Who does this guy think he is? I’m ready to ditch this dude and go back to the farm for some solo holiday fun…until I come face to face with the real danger in these woods. I thought elves were a myth. But turns out? They’re real.

This mystical creature is tall, terrifyingly beautiful, and not at all what I imagined friends of Santa Claus to look like. And this one? Very protective, very territorial, and extremely not interested in letting me leave these woods. I might not be opening gifts around the tree this year, but I think a very different type of package is waiting for me.

Coming Down Her Chimney: A Filthy Dirty Christmas Book 19 by Shaw Hart

She had the best intentions.

Avery Sinclair lives to spread Christmas cheer. Growing up in an orphanage, Christmas was the only time that she got presents, but her love of the holiday is more than that. It’s the only time when people treated her with kindness.

That’s why she’s on her neighbor’s roof, trying to untangle the string of Christmas lights that she’s putting up for him.
All is going according to plan, until she slips on that patch of ice.

He had his perfect routine.
Paxton Humphrey’s made his millions. Now he just wants to be left alone.
He likes his quiet life in his quiet house on his quiet street. Then Avery comes falling down his chimney and turns his quiet life into something more.

Will this Christmas elf be able to turn her Grinch’s heart three sizes bigger this holiday season?

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